breakingbag:

yes hello this is your pilot speaking and by pilot i mean i read a wikihow on flying a plane once so i guess ill just have to WING it haha just a little pilot humor okie dokie nothing to worry about folks im sure i can figure this out

tagged: +actually me 

my brother was whining about how there was a little lump on his mousepad that was making his mega expensive super mouse go jittery and i said “i cant really help you with that. my mousepad is made of recycled circuitboards” and he glared at me and left. sorry

weirdscout:

I feel sorry for straight ppl bc they dont experience the emotion that is “im so gay”

i know hippies and beatniks were a decade apart BUT

i know hippies and beatniks were a decade apart BUT

the only part of this worth posting

the only part of this worth posting

i swear to god if there are any 50s yogscast aus floating around in which rythian is NOT a beatnik we need to have words

i drew a beatnik rythian and now im furious and ashamed at myself

rythians such a beatnik dont talk to me